rockstarsushiman:

Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book

Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have played a God of War game

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

prariefox:

You unfollow me?

You’re tacky and I hate you.

bluemerle:

ekans and ninetales! fusion site - http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]

17yr:

i dont wanna sound desperate or anything but i crave love and attention 24/7

alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

• showers

things that are not enjoyable:

• getting in the shower
• getting out of the shower

southernstoner420:

Goku was never too bright.

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

dnlhern:

i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr

libslut-queen:

I think I enjoy cooking food more than I do eating it.

• fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
• real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me* .

pokemongamemusic:

Viridian Forest 
Pokémon Gold, Silver & Crystal Versions

chaosghost:

stoleyourgirlfriendand:

perrydaplatypus404:

“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”

“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”

“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”

“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”

“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”

“BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE OUR LEADER?! OUR DA-“

Reblog if you’re a 90s-