Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book
Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have played a God of War game
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
things that are enjoyable:
- showers
things that are not enjoyable:
- getting in the shower
- getting out of the shower
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”
“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”
“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”
“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”
“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”
“BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE OUR LEADER?! OUR DA-“
Reblog if you’re a 90s-