Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book
Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have played a God of War game
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
You unfollow me?
You’re tacky and I hate you.
“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
i dont wanna sound desperate or anything but i crave love and attention 24/7
things that are enjoyable:
things that are not enjoyable:
- getting in the shower
- getting out of the shower
Goku was never too bright.
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
I think I enjoy cooking food more than I do eating it.
Pokémon Gold, Silver & Crystal Versions
“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”
“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”
“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”
“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”
“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”
“BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE OUR LEADER?! OUR DA-“
Reblog if you’re a 90s-