adelineandthebirdcage: I wish I could Ctrl+F things in real life
popcornmassacre: ugh summer look at my awful tan line
Anonymous asked: Because you are fucking perf, kay?? Fucking ridiculously charmingly amazing. DO NOT ARGUE BECAUSE YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID. YOU ARE AMAZING. EVERYONE SHOULD BE CRUSHING ON YOU.
Anonymous asked: butts
Anonymous asked: i just think you're really funny ^^
That awkward moment when you realize that, for...
crosspin: you’re cooler than me? guess that makes me hotter than you
If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me...
All I’m saying is that if it’s socially acceptable to enjoy watching golf on...– Joshua “Riser” Campbell “Summer Games Done Quick 2012” charity marathon is LIVE!!! (via riser)
laughcentre: how do i call someone cute without slipping ‘can we get married’ into the compliment
Today - June 30, 2012 - is the 15th anniversary of...
thehpfacts: He was killed by Severus Snape on June 30, 1997.
Because if Harry Potter taught us anything, it’s that nobody deserves to live in...– Harry Potter Alliance on LBGT organizations (via dracodearest)
glimpseofagirl: allyouneedislove-andacat: sherlielocks: jotunss: unnnie: captaintimber: fayalice: dawnoakley: from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel white pencil crayon. Terms and Conditions. Warning label on cookie dough packages. “You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings myspace crocs First piece of bread in a loaf.
adrians: if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
I need to stop trying to force conversations with you :/
educationconnection: you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr but i notice i always notice
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
You made a man cry? I never made a man cry. I even kicked a guy in the groin...– Elaine Benes (via eyegor)