May 2013
snapchatting: i believe i can fly, i believe i can imagine how is touch the sky
May 22nd
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theambiguoushero: I am vengeance. I am the night. I am
May 22nd
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flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
May 22nd
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hannahbeezy: If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
May 22nd
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angryinthebones: Dear people who leave companion animals outside, especially tied up, during natural disasters: you are fucking scum.
May 22nd
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pignite: *unzips pants* it’s
May 22nd
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genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
May 22nd
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epochayur: hitting a point-of-no-return in a game and forgetting to get important items
May 22nd
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hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
May 22nd
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snckpck: STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!
May 22nd
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theyellowbrickroad: money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
May 22nd
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android18: meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
May 21st
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May 21st
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I’m ALREADY tired of people complaining about the new Xbox One. Microsoft specifically said today’s presentation was gonna be about the hardware itself and the entertainment aspects of it. Games will be covered at E3. Everyone needs to do their research beforehand and quit whining. Whinge, whinge, whinge.
May 21st
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white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
May 21st
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sstain: If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
May 21st
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pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
May 21st
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babyferaligator: haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
May 21st
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welp, cat’s outta the bag now. It’s only a matter of time now. Make or break time
May 21st
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ondarksilhouettes: GERMAN, MAN THE LANGUAGE IS ALL TIDY AND NOT RIDICULOUSLY UNORGANIZED UNLIKE ENGLISH
May 21st
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May 21st
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rockstarsushiman: Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have played a God of War game
May 21st
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sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
May 21st
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prariefox: You unfollow me? You’re tacky and I hate you.
May 21st
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