snapchatting: i believe i can fly, i believe i can imagine how is touch the sky
theambiguoushero: I am vengeance. I am the night. I am
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
hannahbeezy: If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
angryinthebones: Dear people who leave companion animals outside, especially tied up, during natural disasters: you are fucking scum.
pignite: *unzips pants* it’s
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
epochayur: hitting a point-of-no-return in a game and forgetting to get important items
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
snckpck: STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!
theyellowbrickroad: money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
android18: meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
I’m ALREADY tired of people complaining about the new Xbox One. Microsoft specifically said today’s presentation was gonna be about the hardware itself and the entertainment aspects of it. Games will be covered at E3. Everyone needs to do their research beforehand and quit whining. Whinge, whinge, whinge.
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
sstain: If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
babyferaligator: haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
welp, cat’s outta the bag now. It’s only a matter of time now. Make or break time
ondarksilhouettes: GERMAN, MAN THE LANGUAGE IS ALL TIDY AND NOT RIDICULOUSLY UNORGANIZED UNLIKE ENGLISH
rockstarsushiman: Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have played a God of War game
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
prariefox: You unfollow me? You’re tacky and I hate you.